Friend 1 “this guys the funniest goon in the crooks”
Friend 2 “what the hell is the crooks?”
Friend 1 “exactly.”
Friend 2 “what the hell is the crooks?”
Friend 1 “exactly.”
by Alphonzo123 August 4, 2023
Get the The Crooksmug. Below the Mason Dixon Line,
Used to describe lightning of any kind/ferocity. Also used in combination to describe thunder AND lightning . . . Originates from Central Florida.
Used to describe lightning of any kind/ferocity. Also used in combination to describe thunder AND lightning . . . Originates from Central Florida.
by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008
Get the Crooked Nastymug. Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
Get the crooked peckermug. Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
Get the crooked peckermug. Man 1: Hello old timer, how's things?
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.
by Magnum47 November 5, 2017
Get the crook trotmug. 
A character in the animal crossing game series who is known for being financially greedy. He is a raccoon that charges high prices for housing.
by Clover172 January 12, 2024
Get the nook the crookmug.