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testosteroni

Check out that guy eating five pounds of beefsteak
Yeah, he sure had a lot of testosteroni for breakfast
by English Class, 7th period November 20, 2007
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testosteroni

referring to a type of pasta covered in testosterone, can be topped with estrogen sauce
(really mad guy starts yelling)

"Who ordered the testosteroni? Someone should slip him some estrogen sauce."
by ohhfiasco December 16, 2009
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testex

Testicle examination. The action of feeling a man's testicles for foreign objects.

Also, a term for a good fondle

A testex may be accompanied by t-bagging.
"Hey Julie! Fancy hopping in the shower and giving me a quick testex?"
by jimmy7546 February 25, 2007
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Testistulistic

Adj. Tes-tick-you-list-ick

When something posses the quality of being a massive testicle. In some instances, it can be a pair of sleigh dogs. The dogs become the testicle, and the be considered testistulistic, it must also be awesomely semenifiristic.
Holy shit bro, that fuckin' Canadian Thunder Whisky mother fuck has some testistulistic dog-balls. Fuck the police as well, they be bitch ass nyuckas.
by ChiefWithJesusANDdrugs September 8, 2007
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Testissimo

Play this testissimo, or we'll hear the woodwinds
by Mcbobbyjoe September 22, 2009
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testostebrone

The specific type of testosterone (male steroid hormone) released following bro-related activities such as getting your swell on at the gym, slamming hoes, bro-carting, and laxing.

The effects of testostebrone can be extended and enhanced by drinking brotein shakes.
After getting my swell on at the gym and banging that slam piece I met at the kegger last weekend, my testostebrone levels went over 9000.
by bro9000 March 11, 2011
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Testosterowned

1. When an adult male is controlled by adolescent or teenage motives rather than reacting as an adult.

2. An adult male given to doing things his friends think he should do and not what he knows he should do for fear of being shunned or clowned.
3. The desire to ride a motorcycle becuase it is "cool", generally given to plastic fairings or excess chrome, but not actually displaying the disipline to ride right.
Dude is 40 and still wearing his hat crooked and saggin his jeans. It is a shame is so testosterowned.

The ad listed the GXSR as "adult owned". What the fuck, no adult would own a GSXR, that shit was testosterowned.
by The Ditch of Raneman January 13, 2012
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