cali-quake

A butt plug from California that likes it up the ass. Thinks he is cool because he is from california, but can't quite reach the dildo shoved far up his rectum. Probably because he is from California, and not a common sense state like Ohio.

Wow that cali-quake guy sure is a faggot.

by GoudyGodKing July 27, 2018

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Get the cali-quakemug.

Cali

She is the most beautiful girl in the world. She is soft and genuine, with eyes that literally light when she's talking. She laughs so loud and adorable, I wish she was laughing about what I was saying. She is so so so artistically talented. Cali is a person to be with.

Me: it sucks that she's straight cuz I'm in love with Cali.

by imahopelessromantic August 10, 2022

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Get the Calimug.

Cali

Cali is a sexy baddie with a big great shiny smile

She’s a hard worker who does her best

She can be bad at public speaking and might have a crazy asf back story

But her past does not define her as a person more like makes her a better person, and helps her push to achieve the impossible

She blushes at the slightest thing and honestly that’s so cute

Her favorite color is green or any dark fall colors

She loves her family and friends with all her heart don’t ever mess with them or you’ll lose the greatest girl in the whole world
Be lucky to know a Cali immediately run to be her friend

Respect her boundaries!

“Cali is so sexy I want to put her in a cage and keep her forever”

by Molkymonkey January 8, 2025

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