Sim

Only Jim Pickens is a worthwhile sim

Guy 1: “I like making sims like me and hate Jim Pickens”
Guy 2:”fucking kill him”
Guys 3,4, and 5: *ruthless beatings*

by All hail Jim Pickens July 31, 2020

Sims 4

The Sims 4 is a game that you basically just like tell your Sim to do something

So I just got the Sims 4 and it is so much better than the sims 3 way better graphics no cap

by beck_louis_bitches August 5, 2020

matthew sims

The human being who's last name was the inspiration to the greatest video-game of all time.

Me:Hi I'm Matthew sims
Friend :Really ? Your name is an inspiration!
Me:I know, I should be famous.

by Fourhatmatt July 8, 2017

Dirty Dim Sim

When you sleep with a leftover woman at the end of a party - all that was left at the end of the night was a dirty dim sim in a hot box at the local 24h servo.

"Can't believe you slept with that dirty dim sim last night Greg, that was just terrible"
"OMG I can't believe Greg went home with that dirty dim sim, she's trash"

by MrChewy818 May 8, 2018

Mrs. sims

A bitch that needs to get her head out of her ass its not a hat.she also has a penis

Hey girl stop being a Mrs. Sims

by Eli platt February 16, 2017

The sims

The sims the only game where your only job is to fuck everyone and kill all that oppose you

I made myself in The sims and bought 14 dogs. The sims free for all

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

alyssa sims

Type of a girl who can always pick her head up no matter what. She is so beautiful and can handle anything that comes her way. She is bright, intelligent, funny, nice, and carrying. Alyssa is very athletic but also gets an attitude with most people. She doesn't like people telling her what to do or how she should do whatever it is that she is doing.

the name Alyssa sims is someone who is very athletic, intelligent, funny and loving.

by byeeeeeeeeeee January 30, 2017