"Jay you gotta see this poon-put xvid I leeched off of alt.binaries.erotica.pervert"
"Jon the first rule of usenet is you don't talk about usenet."
"Jon the first rule of usenet is you don't talk about usenet."
by JonCollinski April 10, 2006
apply heavy, weighted vigorous force, such as the sex act (but not always specific to same) getting a "heavy" task done with VIGOR!
he put the hammer to her , soon ; they were satisfied!
she put the hammer to him!
they put the hammer to jim's moving day, soon wrapping things up!
they "churned and burned," and put the hammer to each other !
she put the hammer to him!
they put the hammer to jim's moving day, soon wrapping things up!
they "churned and burned," and put the hammer to each other !
by michael foolsley January 29, 2021
My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.
by Xenos Aegletes May 02, 2012
To pretend or wish you were doing something romantic or sexual, or doing something romantic or sexual.
by Wiktorus November 15, 2007
Putting paid to the gossip that their romance was over, they reported their engagement to the Press this Friday.
by NYDr.Sue October 25, 2011
Someone who secretly places an item into someone else's pocket. This is the reverse of a pick-pocket and may be done to anonymously give a friend money or a small gift when they are feeling down. In addition to the pockets of clothes that you are wearing, a put-pocket may also target unattended coats, jackets, and purses at parties or other social gatherings.
by Engineer Paul March 05, 2013
what someone says when they catch someone in a lie or it is used when someone is being disrespectful.
person 1: you're so ugly
person 2: oh put a pineapple on it !
person 1: oh no you didnt!
person 2: oh yes i did!
person 2: oh put a pineapple on it !
person 1: oh no you didnt!
person 2: oh yes i did!
by Sophia V. April 29, 2020