possum treasure

When you have repressed trauma so when you go to prison you decide to go gay and marry a black man. No homo, no Karen’s allowed.

Bro, possum treasure! F**k.

by babysnoopy2236 January 3, 2021

Possum Cooter

This term is used whenever you encounter an outrageously foul smelling vagina.

John- "Hey what's happening man? What did you do last night?"

Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"

John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"

Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."

by dizzotizzo October 13, 2015

Possum

When you and your lover are sleeping and one starts to get frisky, turning the other one on, only to roll over and go back to sleep! It's called the possum

A: I was sleeping last night and Roman started teasing me
I: sounds like fun
A: it was until he pulled the possum
I: ouch I can't believe he pulled the possum

by Sweetsgirl January 10, 2017

Swamp possum

One of the lowest forms of life,a bottom feeder,some who wants to be a higher level of life from then what they really are

He lied about cheating,what a swamp possum

by Savageshine22 March 20, 2024

living possum

To be literally dead.

Jim:"Oh crap look at that possum, he's dead" Bill:"No he's just playing possum." Jim:"You ran him over Bill.... he no longer playing, he's living possum"

by Captain Ginyu January 11, 2023

possum

Slang for when someone tell you something and you don’t really care but don’t have the heart to tell them.

“I just got an A on my history test!”
“That’s possum man!”

by bioiscool January 13, 2020

Pringly possum

Basically another way of calling someone a cunt, in style.

Pronounced like Pringles, with a ee sound at the end and possum like the animal

“You are a dick!”

“Well you are a Pringly possum!”

by Kc-and-Mh+Eg May 5, 2023