Ninja Mole

The act of aggressively grabbing a man's genitalia at the base from under the butt while he is bent over and pulling it upwards...yelling Ninja Mole

Broke up with my girlfriend after she gave me a Ninja Mole.

by NFly February 12, 2021

Mole Straep

A phrase from the infamously bad Warriors fanfiction, Starkit’s Prophecy. It is believed to be more or less synonymous with molest.

'WHAT' YOWLED sTarpaw jumping away BlackkStarTried to nugle her. "WHAT ARE O TRIG TO DO MOLE STRAEP ME?1?"

by Sleep Deprivation June 20, 2018

Mole Gopher

Noun: A minty cylindrical chocolate coated treat you can find in a candy isle that you eat when you watch the live action Mulan. After the box is eaten you can use the left over cardboard to turn yourself into a mole gopher.

Adjective: Used to describe bumps on skin and hair. Also can be used to describe tears or droplets of water.

She has a mole gopher on her head! (Referring to a bun)

Look at those mole gophers on her cheek (she's crying and it's her tears)

Man those mole gophers were good, and now I look like a mole gopher too!

by Greato2aquisquirrelbutt December 19, 2022

Moles For Life

A mantra for a select group, a mafia rather where the lifestyle consists of moles, brews, and chach for days. Only a select few can rep Moles For Life and it’s an honor to do so.

Yo who the fuck spray-painted Moles For Life

by Planthead Απ May 2, 2022

Joel The Mole

Young ambitious lad with big dreams ahead of him. Very handsome and kind to his fellow friends.

Hey Joel The Mole

by CheesyOnion June 13, 2021

wack-a-moling

The act of pushing a fecal loaf out of one's anus and having one's partner try to push it back in with hand or tongue for sexual pleasure.

I had the greatest first date last night. We went to a lovely dinner and then had drinks before going back to her place for wack-a-moling and a night cap.

by Prairie Dawger January 13, 2018

Mud Moling

Going Mud Moling means performing anal. To Mud Mole is to insert oneself inside the anus of a coworker or dear friend or mistress. A mud mole could be the aftermath of your penis after going mud moling. Mud moling should be an Olympic sport.

"Bro I mud moled your sister last night. It was all her idea to go mud moling. Turns out it wasn't her first time."

Drake the Snake

by Natef Warrior January 25, 2021