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Manchester Derby

A football match that used to be entertaining, but is now a local derby between a club with no history and a club with no future.
"Hey the Manchester Derby is on"
No one cares city will just win 3-0"
by offsidegoalfc November 8, 2023
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Manchester

Shit boring city, only famous for 2 football teams that are either shit or just money merchants.
Insane Man: “wanna go to Manchester?”

Sane man “Fuck no
by ZKILD_real August 6, 2023
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Manchester United

A certain finished club based in the greater Manchester region but majority of their fans are glory hunters from London. They are lead by their able and wonderful captain Harry Maguire. Some of the notable people who played in this disgusting club include Pendaldo, madman Penandes, De gea, Shitsandro martinez and local Politician Marcus Trashford. With the able guidance of Dutch gaffer Erik Ten Hag, they are surely going no where and need to be disbanded. They are famous for hating on their owners (the glazers) using them as a scapegoat after losing a match but real football fans know Sergio Aguero and Lionel Messi own that club.
Manchester United will be the end of Sir Alex Ferguson.

If you are having a bad day, just know someone out there supports Manchester United

I personally think Sancho from Manchester United should quit football and join Uni
by Messigrande_ October 6, 2022
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Manchester

A beautiful place in West England with lovely sea views and only a half an hour drive from Wales! A must see spot for all tourists
Lets go to Manchester for the holidays!
by Yoongisreal1 December 31, 2021
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Manchester City

The side of Manchester with no morals because they have a shit ton of money which they use to commit lots of FFP charges and buy their way to trophies. The Premier League doesn't do shit about it because man city bribe them to do nothing about it
guy: Manchester City won the ucl
other guy: OH FUCK IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
by Kasprin May 3, 2024
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Manchester United

synonym of trash can
has the worst defences
worst place to be
by FooballFan March 28, 2022
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Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022
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