Cock Knocking

The art of getting your cock and slapping it on your partners forehead before they wake up. Sometimes done before a blow job but less popular

cock knocking = Oli cock knocked Ben before a BJ, Ben was not amused

by KJK72 July 11, 2008

Noddy knock

On your own

You've been spending too much time on your noddy knock.
(Or you've been spending too much time on your noddy)

by Rolleroy March 13, 2017

Shell Knocking

When your girlfriend isn't around, so you decide to have sex with a turtle.

"Did you hear about Dave? He went Shell Knocking since Cathy's out of town!"

by TRSnakeEyes March 02, 2015

Diesel Knock

What happens when you buy a 2005 dodge 2500 from a 16 year old.

Perry: Man you got fucked! I’ve never heard a Cummins Diesel Knock so loud!
Aiden:Yeah I’m gonna kick that kids ass that sold it to me!

by El Javi the masta November 10, 2021

knock about

Means telling someone to hurry up or get a move on

Knock about Kevin you’re taking piss ! The girls ain’t gonna wait.

by I_lick_pickles June 11, 2018

Knock one in.

Knock in knockin knockout out fuck fuckin fucking raw dog

Dude I was going raw dog with Brandy so decided to try and knock one in. Fuck ya I'm the man. Now she's fuckin pregnant. Nothin better than pregnant pussy!

by Traceboy August 25, 2018

Off the knock

Stupid, crazy, makes no sense

When someone says something that makes no sense, tell them “your off the knock”

by Sneeki November 02, 2020