July 27

July 27 is the day the most fashionable people were born, they can’t sing but they are still talented. July 27 is also the day were you do kinky stuff ;)

Friend 1: Hey, you wanna know my birthday?

Friend 2: Sureeee

Friend 1: I was born on July 27th! It’s also known as a kinky day ;)

by UhOhStinkyLeMonke October 19, 2019

5th of July

Traditional holiday for those who work the 4th of July. Usually involves vast amounts of alcohol, loud music, fireworks, and time well spent with those with who you work with. Often is the drunkest and best day of the summer.

After working on the 4th of July, they decided to celebrate the 5th of July instead.

The 5th of July is the best day ever!

Everyone got trashed this 5th of July

by Remmy and AJ July 20, 2008

July 26

Cute ass nigga

U ugly wym it’s cute ass nigga day July 26 cute nigga day

by Bbbccccc October 17, 2019

July 6

THE BEST DAY FOR A BIRTHDAYY WOOO ONLY HOT SEXY MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE THIS BIRTHDAY LETS GOOOO

Holy shit shorty hot asf😻 their birthday MUST be on july 6th!!!

by himbolover April 14, 2021

July 10

National send panties pics. You have to show boxers, thong, briefs, g-string, t-string etc. that make your ass cheeks feel sexy.

It’s almost July 10, I should wash my panties.

by Garbaragerack July 7, 2021

july 11

this is by far the best day of the year. if you were born on july 11, you are the baddest of bitches and ur fuckin hot as shit. people born on this day are said to be the most loyal people you’ll ever meet. not only is it the best day to be born in but it’s also free slushee day at 7/11 as well as national alexei day.

when’s your birthday?

“oh it’s on july 11th”
wow that explains why ur such a bad bitch

by cornonthecob April 26, 2020

4th of July

1939: In the German Reich, discrimination against Jews continues with the creation of the "Reichsvereinigung der Juden in Deutschland".

German Teacher: "What was the most important datein 1939?"
Kevin: "The 4th of July of course!"

by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022