Shut the hell up eli
by yo-yo im the cool kid October 21, 2020

A lil pussy who with steal your girl. Eli caps about everything and will deny everything he says. When you are about to fight him he will call his daddy to pick him up.
“auy you heard what eli did?”
“yeah he called his dad when he was about to get into a fight”
“yeah what a pussy
“yeah he called his dad when he was about to get into a fight”
“yeah what a pussy
by BigBrickMan November 6, 2019

Weird but cutie. Likes rough boys. Has many sex fantasies . Shortie. Sometimes funny. Can have any guy.
by Google Chrome May 30, 2020

A Capitalist Pig in search of love and warmth. He trys to make fun of communism but it fails. Like Capitalism.
by Obama Bin Ladel November 12, 2019

Eli is a kind boy who doesn't like to be criticised for something he did not do. Although he can get beefy at times and annoy people (a lot)
btw eli this is not from chanae ;)
btw eli this is not from chanae ;)
by xo.._chanae_..ox November 20, 2019

“dude did u see eli walking? his huge dick keeps falling out of his pants!”
“yeah i swear he’s hogging all the bitches everyday like cmon”
“yeah i swear he’s hogging all the bitches everyday like cmon”
by tiddielover23 May 7, 2020
