veggie dodger

A fat disgusting human who only eats for fun. Someone who doesn’t eat vegetables even if they are on there death bed

Guy 1: yo that mf is a veggie dodger

Guy 2: he’s god damn huge 😭 nasty ahh

by Skatplay July 16, 2022

crumpet dodger

A man who avoids women; typically because he is a homosexual.

"Hey Jamie, you massive crumpet dodger"

by Joni-K July 6, 2016