North Dakota

1. a western (is it western?) state in the north
2. nothing, pertaining to a gift

"oh, happy birthday, whad'ya get?"
"Fucking NORTH DAKOTA IS WHAT I GOT"

by Sam Baker November 20, 2006

south dakota

possibly the worst state in the US. nothing to do up there accept think of where else you could be living.

by bigten April 10, 2003

dakota alexander

the sexiest man alive

100% twisted steal and sex apeal

~damn that dudes dakota alexander

~shit i wish i was him

by sex machine1995 December 1, 2010

South Dakota

A dirty, ugly, corrupt, crap hole where no one really WANTS to live.

Where do you live?
South Dakota?
On purpose?!

No. But I don't make enough money to GTFO.

by Skwid July 8, 2017

North Dakota

The worst Dakota.

Man, fuck North Dakota, all they have is nothing and racism.

by Casandshail September 18, 2020

Dakota annable

A perfect beautiful girl who is amazing and soo hot you just want to kiss her every day her smile lights up your world and when she hugs you you never want to to end you will want to spend the rest of your life with her any guy would be lucky to be with her I want to marry her and be with her for the rest of my life

Boy: is that a Dakota

Dakota annable :I’m behind you

Boy: uhhhhh I love you

by Dakota’s boyfriend October 14, 2019

South Dakota

Home of dead plants and food that makes you sick. The entire state is obsessed with friggin' Mount Rushmore. Also, some other sites are:
-The Mitchell Corn Palace (Or, a more apppropriate name: The Mitchell Concrete and Wood Palace, with Corn Pictures That Have Been Eaten by Birds)
-The 100-years-away-from-being-done Crazy Horse Memorial (Why is it legal to blow up mountains like that?)
-Huron (Whoop-dee-doo)
-Rapid City (See above)
-The Badlands (What's so friggin' special about dead plants, anyway?)

PersonX: Let's Go to South Dakota
PersonY: You'll hate it
PersonX: Well, yeah.

by CraziKT August 4, 2005