Community Chest

The way a classy sophisticated fellow might refer to a woman's vagina. As recently heard expressed by Jeff Koz on Millionaire Matchmaker, Season 2, Episode 4.

Brian: I could tell by the end of the date I wasn't going to be able to access her community chest.

Heather: Well, if it's any consolation to you, you can have some of my sourdough cheese sandwich.

by The Real Faulkner March 21, 2009

Community College

A transitional phase between the acquisition of a high school diploma (during which considerable luck was involved) and either homelessness or lower-middle class obscurity.

I got an associate's degree (abbreviated "FD" for its more common term, fake degree) from my community college because someone told me the reason I wasn't learning anything in school was ADD, instead of actually making me confront the fact that my head is full of mashed potatoes and that I would be a ditch digger for the rest of my life unless I chose to, God forbid, apply myself to my education.

by The Educated February 21, 2009

Communist

A communist is a person who purchases the newest iPhone model every year and then uses it to write anti-capitalist posts on social media.

Communist: I'm buying the new iPhone 12 so I can keep spewing hate towards the capitalist economic system on Tumblr.

Capitalist: You do realize that none of that would have been possible under a socialist economic system, right?

Communist: Fuck you, you damn capitalist swine! >:C

by Some random dude somewhere January 4, 2021

Communist-Nazi

Something that would make no sense, because a Communist is to the left and a Nazi is to the right, like saying "Democrat-Republican" it just makes no sense. That would make a person the mortal enemy of him/her self

Awkdi Rambjj Grkkmn Tok makes more sense than Communist-Nazi.

by aquails April 10, 2004

Community College

A place where I went as a hope to transfer to a university as a junior. I earned an associates degree in three different subjects, and I soon realized that there are absolutely no employers who really give a rat's ass about an AA degree. I got accepted to a UC school that costs 27k a year and had to decline my admissions due to the cost.

College is simply too time consuming and expensive for what it is. Many of my buddies are graduating with BA's, MA's and are in some serious, reversible debt reaching close to 100k. Don't fall into the trap of thinking college is the only way to be successful. Create your own business or invest the money into something else besides a degree. Buy real estate in this down market and cash out kids.

What we don't understand is that there isn't a mysterious job market that opens up to us when we graduate from a Community College or University. It's just the same o' lame minimum wage corporate jobs that you could get without a degree anyway. Avoid the dogmatic trap and do something more beautiful.

by Life1221 July 3, 2009

communist

How old people in Alabama and possibly in other Southern states insult younger people.

My Grandpa: You want me to fix you a sandwich?
Me: Nah.
Grandpa: Are you sure you're not hungry?
Me: Yah.
Grandpa: You must be communist.

by Avie September 28, 2005

The Gacha community

ez, is a community that contains a bunch of people called "a GachaTuber" using the app "Gacha Club, Gacha Life, Gachaverse, Gacha Studio" to make videos <i love them btw>
But, contains alot of toxicness, at current, might dying

Damn bro, i love The Gacha community

by Lyzuvii.MJB March 11, 2021