A girl who sits pretty and rides around with a truck driver. She may be married, or dating this driver. They may also fuck while on the road
by Truckerslife June 4, 2018

by douchsicle November 19, 2011

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
by Impaler August 27, 2013

by Miss Mona February 22, 2025

short for "crazy ass bitch"; it is a simplified way to call someone such. Can also be short for "crazy ass bitchin'", meaning that either someone is bitching at you or something is totally bitchin' (awesome).
George-Carl: "So, how'd your date go?"
Brendan: "Bro, she was such a cab. She threatened to burn the restaurant down because they gave her regular soda instead of diet."
George-Carl: "Oof, cab to the max."
Sarah: "Check out my new phone!"
Mary: "That's so cab!"
Brendan: "Bro, she was such a cab. She threatened to burn the restaurant down because they gave her regular soda instead of diet."
George-Carl: "Oof, cab to the max."
Sarah: "Check out my new phone!"
Mary: "That's so cab!"
by RadRadarHuns May 10, 2011
