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crew cab ranger

That bitch's ass is so tight! I had to give her a crew cab ranger instead
by Miss Mona February 22, 2025
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cab

short for "crazy ass bitch"; it is a simplified way to call someone such. Can also be short for "crazy ass bitchin'", meaning that either someone is bitching at you or something is totally bitchin' (awesome).
George-Carl: "So, how'd your date go?"
Brendan: "Bro, she was such a cab. She threatened to burn the restaurant down because they gave her regular soda instead of diet."
George-Carl: "Oof, cab to the max."

Sarah: "Check out my new phone!"
Mary: "That's so cab!"
by RadRadarHuns May 10, 2011
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Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
by Impaler August 27, 2013
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Cab

She is a Cab
Get her a Cab

Cab's here
by Mh23 April 20, 2015
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CAB

Acronym for Cocky Arrogant Bastards; a club for the best. A member within this club may also be referred to as a CAB as well. The prerequesites are strongly based upon overall appearance, class, family heritage, family wealth, current occupation, and most importantly, a snooty I'm-better-than-you attitude. In order to join this club you must initially contact and interview with the founding member and must be approved by every single current member as well thereafter; an example of how like-minded each member is ideally supposed to be. The founding member, however, has authority to veto or exile any applicant or member at any time if violations are severe enough.
"The man's a fuckin stud....he's probably a CAB."

stud, best, cocky, arrogant, club, talent, skill, athletic
by CAB Founder October 17, 2011
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Pound Van Cab

A drinking game usually played the morning after a party consisting of at least four players. Similar to the card game Asshole or Janitor, except the loser must drink one serving of alcohol; One Beer, Shot, or serving of wine.

If the person who lost last round loses again and HAS not finished his drink from that round, he must finish it and chug his new drink.
Wow that pre drink at Sarah's was awesome, but Pound Van Cab is what it's all about.

Adam was such a wuss all morning, he didn't play one round of Pound Van Cab after the party.

Luka got so messed after Pound Van Cab this morning, I wonder if he can go hard tonight.

- Nah, Maddog's got his shit down pat.
by kovila13 February 19, 2012
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Fast Cab

Ordering a bottle or several glasses of Cabernet, generally at a restaurant of repute, and slamming the wine like a Jaegarbomb.
Damn man, that look on that waiters face after the third round of fast cabs was priceless!
by notasatanist February 11, 2022
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