A dude who grows out long curly hair during college and decides to buzz it off in a ceremonial way to celebrate his new corporate life at Bank of America. Has may have an uncanny resemblance to the character ‘Mordecai’ from Regular Show. If provoked, he might say “this shit is a sonic movie!” After no one responds to his jokes, he will usually slip and fall with a banana peel slip sound playing in the background. A true enigma.
“Dude, you’re working at BofA? What happened to your long hair! Dude *hm hm hm* your being such an Anthony “wooooooooooaaaahhhhhhhhh!!”
by The Space Man December 17, 2022
Get the Anthonymug. Anthony is an amazing person. He can make you smile even when you're feeling down, or you want to die. He is always smiling, even when he's in pain. Anthony is so sweet and an amazing boyfriend. But, if has a girl best friend, have fun trying to be his girlfriend, she'll get jealous and flirt with him to make you leave.
Girl 1: Anthony is sooo cute
Girl 2: but Caddence is his best friend
Girl 1: nevermind. Anthony is basically taken.
Girl 2: but Caddence is his best friend
Girl 1: nevermind. Anthony is basically taken.
by Devil's Bitch666 April 21, 2019
Get the Anthonymug. He's that type of guy to leave you in a discord VC just to be gone for several hours just to come back saying he made a sandwich and toast. Not to mention he's the type to be obviously gay but refuses to use pronouns when referring to his significant other to hide that fact. Although when it comes down to it, Anthony is that furry that cannot be replaced in our friend group.
Person 1: why the hell is he avoiding pronouns?
Person 2: Oh that's anthony, he's part of our friend group
Person 3: Yeah that's just how anthony speaks, He tries to hide the fact that he's dating a guy
Person 2: Oh that's anthony, he's part of our friend group
Person 3: Yeah that's just how anthony speaks, He tries to hide the fact that he's dating a guy
by RAT4 May 19, 2023
Get the Anthonymug. Typical weaboo you'll see at school, work, and all around public. He has a pedophile mustache and loves to lick it.
by Thegodofdestiny May 14, 2018
Get the Anthonymug. Anthony is a very spoiled boy. He likes to flex on people with his iphone. He also likes getting spanked by Bob. The end!
Anthony is spoiled
by Kaylas friend😌 April 2, 2019
Get the Anthonymug. Someone who’s big as fuck eats pizza and doesn’t tell anyone he’s half Italian and half black he’s built like a fucking giant he judges u of your first 30 words yes this NIGGA count’s your first 30 words. He’s relationship life is shit cause he never applies pressure and if he does the other girl does not respond he has vivid feelings about being left alone for too long and would personally prefer a girl with the glasses and a bit anti-social he hates Super narcissist and the scary part he doesn’t mind shooting someone and will sleep like a baby if he kills you. Does not like fighting but always talks about fighting cause he’s to lazy to actually fight or do anything else in that matter. Hates other men that argue with women and loves a woman who think he can’t go out with her. Most likely won’t make it to heaven if he keeps making dark jokes. When he gets mad start running cause he has a little to much adrenaline he won’t stop till he kills you or get the task done. But he’s an amazing person overall.
by Johno witherspoon November 22, 2021
Get the Anthonymug. Anthony is a name given to the most crippled person in history. People who are named Anthony more than likely are short and have anger problems, they do not relate to anybody and mainly suffer from a rare condition called Button Syndrome. He is quick to judge yet the judgement should be applied upon himself. Little to no love is occupied in this persons heart. Name originated from pagan Vikings that remained practicing pagan ways when others were converted to Christianity in the turn of the 12th century.
by Joe Woppler April 13, 2018
Get the Anthonymug.