Anthony

Is hot

"Anthony is hot"

by Almac_7777 May 1, 2021

Anthony

A guy who loves inside jokes but definitely has small hands but knows how to use them.

Hey Anthony how are you today?

I'm great! Have a great day

by Daltongaming180 December 17, 2020

Anthony

the dude that is very tiny pp and want to die

hes also a nerd and claiming hes not its not working tbh

dude1:Anthony has smol pp

dude 3:yes

by Jac0binn3 May 16, 2022

Anthony

Dont be named one. Its just bad juju

Me: Man today sucks.
Them: It's because your name is Anthony

by dontbeme6000 October 21, 2020

Anthony

anthony is a haywan, or a mahafen= pronounced (MAH-AF-AHN) meaning a chat or a grub. Anthony is a grub a big grub that no one likes. No one can stand anthony , and eveyone wants to cave anthonys head in. Anthony is a donkey who acts like a hard cunt and tries to get ins with anything with a pussy wether it being the neighbours cat or your mum. Anthony is a hairy cow with crooked toes. No one likes Anthony. To get girls Anthony lies about his height and tells everyone hes 6,1 but in real life hes a 4,11 potatoe with no friends and a tiny di-.

"EW WHY IS THERE A WALKING POTATOE- oh wait-its just anthony"

by urmum69@ March 19, 2023

Anthony

Anthony is an amazing person. He can make you smile even when you're feeling down, or you want to die. He is always smiling, even when he's in pain. Anthony is so sweet and an amazing boyfriend. But, if has a girl best friend, have fun trying to be his girlfriend, she'll get jealous and flirt with him to make you leave.

Girl 1: Anthony is sooo cute

Girl 2: but Caddence is his best friend

Girl 1: nevermind. Anthony is basically taken.

by Devil's Bitch666 April 21, 2019

Anthony

A dude who grows out long curly hair during college and decides to buzz it off in a ceremonial way to celebrate his new corporate life at Bank of America. Has may have an uncanny resemblance to the character ‘Mordecai’ from Regular Show. If provoked, he might say “this shit is a sonic movie!” After no one responds to his jokes, he will usually slip and fall with a banana peel slip sound playing in the background. A true enigma.

“Dude, you’re working at BofA? What happened to your long hair! Dude *hm hm hm* your being such an Anthony “wooooooooooaaaahhhhhhhhh!!”

by The Space Man December 17, 2022