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bishops curse

its a curse that spreads underneath the social fabric of society like cancer and is supposed to have spiritual powers because a british church still chants it.
It is aimed at all families with border names, 67 of them in all. just about every 4th person you meet probably has a border name!!!!! It was originally aimed at the armstrongs and it was some crazy shit dude and it went... i curse your hair your shins your face your womb every part of your body and it cursed with all curses from the bible since the beginning of time nooooooo shiiittt and it finishes off with I damn you you to hellelelelelell
You can read the original bishops curse but there is a translated version thats not in old english. man, we must have been soulless killing machines
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Bishops finger

Euphemism used to decribe the actions/appendages of boy-hungry paedophiles. Can be descriptive, as in
"my turds as brown as a Bishops finger. Now thats a lot of fibre!"
Oh, its a beer in England as well.
Priest: Time to clean my BISHOPS FINGER, Gregory.

Poor little innocent kid (Gregory): Not again! (sob)

Priest: Just do it. It's all brown and poostinky.
by Jeddycakes September 17, 2006
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bishop feehan

by dikincider6969 November 11, 2021
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bekki bishop

someone whos cool,
good looking,
with a good taste of music and
likes lewi
by Lewis Morton UK October 18, 2008
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bishop shanahan

a catholic school in downingtown. the school is home to a bunch of shannahoes. this school fucking sucks because all the kids there are kids who wish they could be a gangster from coatesville. but really they are all these white kids who come from families with money who think that drugs, alcohol, and premarital sex are bad. all the shanahoes try to rebel and act like badasses because they wish they could be like a coatesville kid. but they arent. bishop shanahan blows.....a lot.
Kid 1: I met this kid that goes to Bishop Shanahan. He seems pretty cool.
Kid 2: Are you fucking kidding me? Shanahan is for Shanahoes.
Kid 1: No, hes really cool.
Kid 2: Does he act like a gangster?
Kid 1: Well, sort of.
Kid 2: Then he fucking sucks.
by ahdfjk;la sdhf September 30, 2007
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faith bishop

faith bishop is a girl from farmington who is a trashy hoe!!!
look at her, what a faith bishop
by onelove_nesta October 25, 2009
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Des Bishop

Des Bishop an American comedian who now lives in ireland. Has sold out many shows all over ireland!
"Did you see Des Bishop on the Tv last night it was hilarious?" Yeah i did Flash Flash!"
"Tap Tap Tap"
by JadeC June 20, 2009
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