Michael

a person who is cool

Michael is cool

by dude who is a person November 4, 2022

michaele

a fat wog usually around 1000kgs 5ft 2 on a good day with high heels ugly as but secretly has a massive 12 inch cock

i got plowed by michaele last night
fuck michaeles fat

by tc fidler February 16, 2022

michael raccson

That one albino raccoon in your backyeard that goes "hee hee" and touches your children. Remember to open the door for him at night because if he forced it open he's gonna eat your first born and give you extreme cock and ball torture that's gonna end up with you losing your left pinkie, your right big toe as well as your cock and ball. Your experience with raccson might vary depending on which night it is.

Dad: it's a beautiful day at the park today
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!

Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**

by Raccald trump May 29, 2019

Michael

Fat piece of shit who needs to lose some weight. Seriously man, I'm looking out for your health. Please lose some weight or your dad might lose a son. Stop eating so much macaroni and Mcdonalds, lose some weight, extend your life span by 60 years.

Male 1: Hey bro you're looking like a real Michael.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.

by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022

Michael

A guy who seems sweet and nice on the outside. But on the inside he knows what he wants. Be careful with these guys. They will do anything without your consent.

Michael is my boyfriend

by funlovingfish8 May 22, 2022

Michael

Your leng.

Michael

by Jankfacee November 23, 2021

Michael

A male who can't get no girls and likes to play as a keeper in school but sucks and invites girls to his party but gets blocked instantly because he is busted

We need to undeppress the depressed michael

by olajide olajide November 25, 2021