Ali Kingston University

Unemployed bald security guard who jeets every viva street bird there is. Failure due to studying English Literature at Kingston University.

yo did you hear Ali Kingston University jeeted Bonnie Blue and some viva street tings?

by MarvelPugs February 8, 2025

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

The biggest douche of the universe

Vlad Tenev. Robinhood CEO. Lifetime Perpetual Cuck.

"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev

by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 2, 2021

universe lofi

universe lofi is a type of lofi coined by yours truly. its kinda hard to explain but it sounds very outer-spacey and usually is used in dreamcore and internetcore edits.

"hey have u listened to vision by HK1000 on souncloud"
"ya its a great universe lofi song"

by ustion February 1, 2022

Dear Universe

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing "Dear God" or "Dear Lord".

Dear Universe, we need to leave!

Dear Universe, I beg you that we don't have to work today.

Dear Universe, wtf is happening?!

by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023

university of slay

the most aesthetic university in the world, the university of pittsburgh. ft a 42 floor gothic tower that slays all day, there’s no better place to study

fuck harvard, i just got accepted to the university of slay 😌

by slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy September 6, 2022