Sam

My best friend

Sam is a good person

by Vtyuvubyvuby October 31, 2019

Sam francis

Hates speed

Oh look it's a Sam francis

by Jamie5353 March 11, 2022

Samming

When you don’t finish your shot and leave some at the bottom every single time

Dude: I don’t understand how you’re not drunk yet

Dude2: That’s because he’s been Samming all night

by banzini October 14, 2023

Sam Weaver

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.

Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.

by JayYung December 9, 2024

Sam

Prob a person who think he's funny but really isn,t and he claims he gets a lot of girls when all he does is scare them away. Prob will be a pedo when he;s older.

Sam is annoying and scares girls

by BrehWhymea April 30, 2023

Sam Melchers

A blond haired friend who is taller than me, "dumb bastered" drives a 1994 Toyota Celica and a great member of my friend group.

Oh look it's Sam Melchers

by Da8osrocker April 19, 2024

Sam

A bitch who sucks dick because he has no friend.

All sams are gay

Sam sucked a dick for fun

by Quue June 4, 2019