The Power Of Boners Compels You

When You "Can't" Do Something But Then A Simple, Usually Three-To-Six Word, Offer Changes Your Mind

Person 1: I Told Her No But She Reeled Me In With Promises Of Maid Cat-Girls And Titties.
Person 2:The Power Of Boners Compels You.
Person 1:What Did You Say?
Person 2:Nothing, Nothing, Nothing At All

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 16, 2020

Backseat car boner

When your sitting in the backseat and the vibrations from the road, engine, and the transmission give you a boner

I hate riding in the backseat, I always get backseat car boners

by Oujidon January 5, 2018

Glow in the dark boner tag

When many a gay men gather at a party, all of whom are nude except for wearing glow in the dark condoms.The lights are turned off while they all proceed to jump around and touch each other with their "glow sticks". All of which is done to the anthem of up tempo rave music.

What a great glow in the dark boner tag game. Lightsaber fight!

by ZachAttack792 July 19, 2010

boner biting uncle fucker

someone who bites boners, and fucks their uncle

"u boner biting uncle fucker"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003

dink touch boner poke

The act of one man touching, trying to touch, or accidentally touching another mans gear(weener), as well as a person thats acting like an idiot.

Carl: Dude, that guy just tried to touch my weener.
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!

Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!

by crazy case May 20, 2008

Pro-boner

The best boner you ever had.

Person: Last night, I totally had a pro-boner.

by Marileina January 9, 2009

Boner Pill Adventure (BPA)

overdosing on boner pills(aka viagra), then going out to a public place (ex. a mall), throwing up everywhere with a giant boner, until eventually passing out.

dude, the boner pill adventure (BPA) last night was amazing i think an model was staring at my dick.- bpa-er

well duh, you had a raging boner, and you were throwing up everywhere.- friend

by drewzorz December 3, 2009