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Jake

Jake is a wonderful person that is always willing to brighten your day. When you find a Jake, typically they will be arrogant and in-denial at first but turns out to be a charming and a ladies man. Jake is the so-called type to be extremely smart acing his subjects with ease. Jake holds bonds with his bonds very well and is the type that would retain their friendships for a long duration of time. Jake is the person to be with.
"What's everyone talking about? It's that Jake!"
by agjjgakowaohgwhoitgw April 22, 2021
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Jake Lesquereux

He is a Jake Lesquereux
by Max relain October 23, 2019
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Jake Paul

Cancer. Dumb. Skipped High School. White boy. Dates a gold digger/ a snake. His EX MADE terrible jokes in team ten and now is hotter. Assaults. Abusive. Rude. Rude OFF camera.
Acts nice ON camera even though he’s not. Mind of a 12 year old PS4 player.
D student in school. Lost his kiss in middle school. Pervert. Loves to cheat. Loves clickbait. Brainwashes. Dumber then his brother. Thinks he can beat KSI. Pussy for making his dad fight KSI instead of himself. He basically said “ Can you do my homework dad?” KSI ain’t fighting his brother.
Jake Paul: Ok Nick, now I skipped school so I want you to say ‘ England is my city’ because we can’t do ‘ England is my country’ that’s dumb and we can’t say ‘Jake Paul’s fam suck’ although it’s true.
Nick : Oh England is a city?
fans: *Watch video* ENGLAND IS A COUNTRY FAGGOT
by Paul family sucks May 18, 2018
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Jake paul

A pussy who can fight.
Person 1- DId you hear about Jake paul?
Person 2- Yeah I did hes a pussy who can fight.
by Chocolate Steve January 27, 2021
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Jake

a kid who doesn’t have the best looks but a good personality. I would never date a jake cause he isn’t trustworthy. He will cheat nonstop and say he doesn’t. He we fuck many other girls!!! He is not worth your life. I would dump him. Cause girl u deserve the world. A jake can be very stubborn. And he won’t trust anyone, even when his gf is with guys that he is friends with. While he is with other bitches and doesn’t tell her ...like? Never date a jake waste of time and very ugly kid with glasses messed up teeth and weird ass hair. Let’s pass on that sis
Sydney: I wanna fuck jake

Linsey: ew no he so ugly
Sydney: True true oh well
by Cockblockpop June 22, 2019
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Jake

Kinda knows how to to snowboard. And he plows an 18 year old in front of a x20 year old. But all that matters is he gets $ss. And he bombed Pakistan in '09. And he won. Thumb war.
Jake and Abraham Lincoln.
by Rachel Beck Mason January 7, 2022
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jake

green bean
sometimes eats metal gears
on that nitro 24/7
a i r s o f t

lemmy award winner
"jake is the coolest person."
"yeah he's always on that nitro."
by BritishAlmond February 21, 2023
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