The universe

Something that sends cosmic guidance to white women in their 20’s

“So I was fucking my married boss and I wasn’t sure if they were going to break up, and then I was at the gym and I saw a shirt that said chill. So then I knew the universe told me to just keep fucking my boss”

by GXS June 24, 2020

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Universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

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universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

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universal gift

When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.

Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.

by Endless Summertime January 1, 2011

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University of Detroit

A “college” that a bunch of stinky little piss babies go to to get their stinky little piss degrees. Grads from here are know to have the WORST take on anything and everything, and most likely have underlying trauma and or mental illness.

Yo this guy from The University of Detroit told me that medication for mental disorders is dumb and that I’ll feel better if I stop taking my medication and use my brain. What an idiot.

by hon3yb33 October 23, 2022

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