chocolate up-chuck

When some one is eating out your ass and you shit in their mouth and the up-chuck everywhere.

Hey Omar I bet you liked it when your grandma gave you a chocolate up-chuck!

by Jason Sell February 28, 2003

chocolate strawberry gateux

Through a nights hard loving and deep penetrational sex, you get the lucky lady to open wide and ashit down her throat and lay her one in the nose

done the bitch a gateux, she treat me good now

by richard barnard January 30, 2004

chocolate cock surprise

When you have anal sex with a person or animal several times, wait a day without showering and get head the next day from an unsuspecting source

Girl one: OMG! my boyfriend gave me the chocolate cock surprise!

Girl two: OMG! Wut did u do?!

Girl one:I cut his dick off and fed it to the dog

by kinky bastard June 12, 2009

strippers chocolate cake

The sugary brown rectal contents typically found in an asshole after a female or male stripper exits a cake.

Damn, Vitus, your brother's strippers chocolate cake was fantastic and nutritious.

by Aberham Lincoln January 17, 2008

chocolate milk

After tossing salad (eating ass) when a person drinks milk from the carton. The normal milk then becomes chocolate milk. Used as a verb, to describe tossing salad in extreme cases.

Megan is so freaking hot, I would chocolate milk the shit out of her. Srs.

by narile September 14, 2010

Chocolate vanilla twist

Fucking someone in the ass, jizzing in them, then pulling out and sucking out all the liquids.

Cooper: I just gave Mom a chocolate vanilla twist
Josh: You did what?
Cooper: I came in her ass and licked it all up
Josh: No way! I did that last night! *high five*

by ashton fuller July 26, 2010

The Chocolate Covered Banana

when you shit on your own penis and proceed to oral sex with ya lady!!!!!!!!!!!

hey hey, how's about a chocolate covered banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Keanu Reeves April 24, 2005