chocolate strawberry gateux

Through a nights hard loving and deep penetrational sex, you get the lucky lady to open wide and ashit down her throat and lay her one in the nose

done the bitch a gateux, she treat me good now

by richard barnard January 30, 2004

chocolate cock surprise

When you have anal sex with a person or animal several times, wait a day without showering and get head the next day from an unsuspecting source

Girl one: OMG! my boyfriend gave me the chocolate cock surprise!

Girl two: OMG! Wut did u do?!

Girl one:I cut his dick off and fed it to the dog

by kinky bastard June 11, 2009

strippers chocolate cake

The sugary brown rectal contents typically found in an asshole after a female or male stripper exits a cake.

Damn, Vitus, your brother's strippers chocolate cake was fantastic and nutritious.

by Aberham Lincoln January 18, 2008

chocolate milk

After tossing salad (eating ass) when a person drinks milk from the carton. The normal milk then becomes chocolate milk. Used as a verb, to describe tossing salad in extreme cases.

Megan is so freaking hot, I would chocolate milk the shit out of her. Srs.

by narile September 14, 2010

Chocolate vanilla twist

Fucking someone in the ass, jizzing in them, then pulling out and sucking out all the liquids.

Cooper: I just gave Mom a chocolate vanilla twist
Josh: You did what?
Cooper: I came in her ass and licked it all up
Josh: No way! I did that last night! *high five*

by ashton fuller July 27, 2010

The Chocolate Covered Banana

when you shit on your own penis and proceed to oral sex with ya lady!!!!!!!!!!!

hey hey, how's about a chocolate covered banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Keanu Reeves April 23, 2005

Chocolate Rooster Tail

When someone releases an enema into the face of another.

Mark bent over the back of a chair by the door after a self administered enema, anus pointed eye level, waiting for Kyle to open the door so he could chocolate rooster tail him.

by Ol'Hickry September 30, 2010