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sexy ninja

A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.
Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.
by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022
mugGet the sexy ninjamug.

laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party
Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.
by failureinfractal March 4, 2014
mugGet the laundry ninjamug.

Ninja

What the fuck did you just say to be you little shit, do you know who I am I will report you.

Come on go dance you stream sniper, oh wow you actually did, s t r e a m. S n i p e r.
Oh wow ninja is the best abortnite player
by ГошоГ February 23, 2019
mugGet the Ninjamug.

To Ninja

Verb:To Ninja or to be Ninjad. meaning to give it to someone real good. Go all the way and then some. No half assing..giving it 200%. Usually referenced for acts of a sexual nature or revenge.
Dave was so ninjad by his lover he couldnt walk for three days. "Totally worth it" he said, "I cant wait to be ninjad again"!

Maggie said "I am going to Ninja Mike so bad he wont know what hit him"
by LilSumptin February 13, 2019
mugGet the To Ninjamug.

ninja

a game of aggressive engagement.

in this game you will be hands in at the start of the game and yell ninja and strike a ninja pose. one person will attempt to strike another person's hand with their own. whether you hit or miss, wherever you struck you have to keep your stance where you landed. you may attack or use one move to get out of sticky situations or to get more engaged.
"hey let's go play ninja!"

"omg no last time you hit my thigh on accident & it hurt really bad"
by pizza hoez June 11, 2017
mugGet the ninjamug.

Ninja

ninjaWhat the fuck did you say to me you little shit
Yelling at a little kid ninja
by Aiclynn January 31, 2019
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninja

Ninja:WHADAF***DIDUJUSTSAYTOMEYOULITTLES***
by *(◕ヮ◕)* September 22, 2020
mugGet the Ninjamug.

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