Fire hydrant

Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.

Don't trip on that fire hydrant!

I couldn't see your short ass behind that fire hydrant!

by Geozup May 16, 2021

Return fire

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she spits it back at you

Girl, "Did you enjoy the blowjob?"
Guy,"Yeah. I just wish you didn't return fire"

by John919818 November 20, 2017

fire cheese plate

A code term used by restaurant staff to point out a hottie in the dining room.

Fire cheese plate at table twelve

by Sarah Jane beans April 9, 2017

National Fire The Plug Up Day

National day to buy some marijuana and smoke it with the person you brought it from.

"Aye bro I gotta go to Zigg house tomorrow he always come through."
"What's Tomorrow"
"You ain't hear? It's national fire the plug up day" July 13th.

by jiggyziggyniggy June 25, 2021

fire beats

a term coined by joy that expresses agreement, or that you have listened to what the other person has said

person 1"i have aids"
person 2 "fire beats"

by googalooogabo March 30, 2024

Fire Fudge

Fire Fudge is the feces of a firefighter.

Last night I ate some fire fudge at the firehouse.

by LGBTLounge June 13, 2019

Chinese Fire Drill

When you and your buddy are silly pussyfucking the horsejizz out of two different girls in two different rooms and after you both semenize their clits you and your broad meet your buddy and his whore in the kitchen. Once you have met, you high five your buddy and switch girls. Only this time, you have to stick your chocolate in her chocolate factory.

“Last night, me and Spencer absolutely Chinese fire drill’d the cowshit out of two black hookers.”

“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”

by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022