Jonathan Michael McKenzie

Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.

Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!

by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022

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Cheeky Michael

When you poke someone in the bumhole in an unsolicited fashion

Shorted to Cheeky M-J

“Came in front work and the misses gave me a cheeky Michael”

by NanBummer5000 June 27, 2022

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Michael Wood

World's Smartest Native Australian, also a name used to pressure people into doing things.

Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it

by Funnel-King May 11, 2018

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Aidan Michael Murphy

The cheesiest (and I mean THE FREAKIN CHEESIEST) but also the sweetest boyfriend a girl could ask for.

Rando: Hey, what are you and Aidan Michael Murphy.

Girl (or hector): Oh ya, we are dating, I am so lucky to have Aidan Michael Murphy.
Rando: Damn I really want a Aidan Michael Murphy

by bowieeatshisbootyinfrontofyou December 7, 2020

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Michael ("Mike") Ehrmantraut is a fictional character in the television series Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, appeared in El Camino: a breaking bad movie, he has multiple aliases like : bald gringo , billy jackoff, pop pop ,and Mike. He worked for Gus fring and Saul Goodman as a private investigator and a hitman. His fate was death by the hands of walter white , getting shot in the abdomen and later bled out next to a river bank.

-Hey , you've been watching a lot of breaking bad lately , what is your favourite character?

-Definitely Michael Ehrmantraut . He's the best.

by A random coffee bean July 9, 2023

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Michael J Russell

Character from old Irish Folklore. Ranga. Similar attributes to Ronald McDonald. Equal to Ian Hawke possibly. Only Freo supporter in the state. Never fully clothed.

''Look at that Michael J Russell over there''
''HOLY CHEESE''
*Starts getting naked

by Nightfella0 May 6, 2024

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