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ninja handshake

A handshake involving many complex movements, but no one ever sees it because, as mentioned in the title, it is considered to be ninja-like, therefore cannot be seen.
Did you see their handshake?!

Of course not; it's a ninja handshake.
by mads1103 November 29, 2013
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Ninja (Paul)

A popular Twitch Booby Streamer. Highly praised for his almost overwhelming, copious amounts of respect for the female gender. He became well known after various collaborations with the popular celebrity: Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson In films such as: "The Boy In Striped Pajamas(2008)" and "The Emoji Movie(1945)". Ninja is 376 years old and suffering from the globally devastating disease, Ligma. Ninja is also famous for both birthing and shooting in the testicle, Adolf Hitler. Ninja is possibly the first human being to ascend and make contact with unfathomable cosmic beings.
Woah, Ninja (Paul) ... Isn't he the creator of Roblox Superhero Tycoon? How epic! What a legend.
by Paul Ninja August 16, 2018
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ninja poodles

Highly trained, ultra-intelligent poodles who’ve been trained to protect their wealthy owners.
Get yourself some fine lookin’ ninja poodles if you want to avoid being the target of a kidnap attempt.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2022
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Urban Ninja

In today's fashion design, many schools are deeply influenced by subcultures, and their designs and concepts are biased towards oriental design aesthetics. For example, the ancient oriental design aesthetic concept of harmony between man and nature, just in line with the new aesthetic vision of the information age, should be based on the requirements of the sustainable development goals of people, machines (products), nature, and society. Some of us love Japanese ninjas, but they cannot become ninjas because of their solidified ninja spirit. Urban Ninja is naturally born when everyone is making breakthroughs and innovations.
Beta says he dresses up like an Urban Ninja
by Bestr4y June 9, 2022
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textbook ninja

That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !
"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"
by mc!aren_senna May 28, 2021
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ninja games

Ninja games are a genre of games that people named “Dan”strongly dislike more then other named people
Dan-“I hate ninja games
by Brown beanz September 1, 2021
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sexy ninja

A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.
Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.
by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022
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