Simp

S - Squirt (ed), shoot/shot, soil (ed)
I - In
M - My
P - Pants

Usually seen on TikTok, Simp is used to let someone in the video or live know that they are SOOO hot, that the commenter has just SIMP. Terminology for prematurely ejaculating in their pants.

You are so hot, quit making me SIMP for you.

I've just SIMP because of you.

by PSeudonym0696 January 19, 2021

simp

debo

debo is a simp

by debo garbutt February 25, 2020

Ranboo Simp

A cancerous individual cell that attempts to infect every single human being.

"The Ranboo simp smells really bad"

by Signori January 12, 2022

Simp

Eric.

Your a simp :)

by makailaisawesomehehe September 26, 2020

Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"

Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"

by Saynivia August 17, 2023

SIMP

A man who is incapable of normal interaction with women

Wow, Samwell Tarly is such a simp

by boopyboop April 23, 2019

Simp

A simp is the opposite of a pimp.
Pimps are players. Simps get played.

A simp is like a sugar daddy in the makeing.

by Raheim September 3, 2020