Sam

really bad at sex when sober. try whiskey dick if you ever have a chance to get it in.

dude, don't fuck like a Sam!

by ieka October 17, 2017

sam

a man whore

"god, you know sam? he's such a man whore."

by lilyshoneys February 20, 2020

Sam

A tiny penis man who watches anime all day while jacking off

Damn that guy is a Sam

by Sexy god of 69 September 15, 2020

Sam

The handsomest boy in the whole world that I will never stop loving

I don’t deserve Sam because he’s too perfect
Sam is my future husband

by Myherba June 22, 2023

Sam

Bit of a dick but means well.

Obsessed with eggs but hates almonds

Person 1: Hey look there’s sam!
Person 2: bet he loves eggs

by Forg862 November 21, 2021

Sam

An absolute chad and model Sigma male. Built like an ox and Bob Ross had a love child. Will ghost you endlessly. A big weeb and a bigger stud. 10/10. Would recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard from Sam lately?

Person 2: No. He’s probably watching Doki Doki’s Bizzare Neon Ballz

by JoelyBagoli November 23, 2021

Evan Sam

Evan Sam is brown and friendly thats all.

Evan Sam is brown and friendly

by idk i like dick tionary August 24, 2022