Covid hair

The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.
Never answer a video call when you have covid hair
by Rowan 64 April 22, 2020
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big hair kledi

a boy with big hair that dates a boy names teddie long
by baniela September 02, 2021
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hair pirate

When a guy/girl wears their hair parted to one side and the hair swoop covers one eye.
Hey look, Julianne has a new do that covers her one eye. Oh yeah! she is such a hipster hair pirate.
by sassoon April 13, 2011
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no hair pussy

Look man, i know your trying to get on some good porn website other than pornhub, ive been there to buddy. Remember to dont do drugs snd stay in school.
No hair pussy is a "pussy type" everyone likes.
by Penisman84 October 04, 2020
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blue haired mom

"Damn that's one fine blue haired mom"a
by Pussay420 May 26, 2017
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Hair Cretin

People who dislike your haircut but only you like it.
Hair Cretin - Your haircut is so dead!
Person - You Hair Cretin
by A Fantastic Lexicographer December 12, 2023
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