Wild Hair

A Boomer expression meaning random urge to do something immediately

"I don't know why Gretchen ate that whole bottle of Sriracha, must've been a wild hair,"
"Who is Gretchen grandpa? Also put your pants on!"

by Anotherdudeguy December 28, 2021

Hair

Ha! If you change it I know I made you feel insecure! Hahahaha! You dork, you don't have to do that. Now I feel bad for making you feel bad!

Hym "Nonono, the hair is great. The attitude? Needs an adjustment. More of me getting the things I want (unconditionally) and less of the attitude."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

lettuce hair

When your legs are so hairy that they look like shreds of lettuce

You got some nasty lettuce hair

by Amdkckc March 19, 2015

nostril hair

Nostril hair can give you boogers that drip into your mouth.

Look at your nostril hairs, their so long.

by Pablo.Man March 31, 2017

Hair Grenade

Unshaven armpit hair on a woman.

Once I saw her hair pants I knew she was smuggling hair grenades under that shirt!

by Tray doggy dogg May 29, 2011

Asher’s Hair

A very hairy figure, usually hiding in the shadows. Do not cross him, as you will get lost in his forest of hair.

-Don’t stay up late or you might get stuck in Asher’s Hair!
I don’t believe that Asher’s Hair is that frightening, although I haven’t checked.

by Well he is also gay April 8, 2024

good hair vs Bad hair

Great place to troll for trout

That bar is full of good hair vs Bad hair angst

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024