When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
Get the Peanut Butter on a Bagelmug. During a devil's three way one man inserts his penis into the woman's anus, then he pulls out leaving feces on his erect penis. The second man then licks it clean.
by Overkill1994 September 18, 2020
Get the Peanut butter spoonmug. The combination of fecal matter and semen that accumulates under your foreskin after unprotected anal sex
"Dude I had sex last night and have all this shit under my dick skin"
"Oh yeah man, that's undercover truffle butter. You gotta wrap it up or make him shit first"
"Oh yeah man, that's undercover truffle butter. You gotta wrap it up or make him shit first"
by Umgowa July 19, 2017
Get the Undercover truffle buttermug. This is when you have to put a whole tub's worth of peanut butter inside her vagina. When that is complete, squeeze some of it out and then begin to 69.
"After hearing about this move, my partner's vagina is still full of peanut butter"
"After hearing about this move, my partner's vagina is still full of peanut butter"
by Master Of Pokémon June 8, 2016
Get the Peanut Butter 69mug. by michael m May 3, 2005
Get the peanut butter pussymug. the result of consuiming to much cum, after a oraganism has consumed the large amount of cum, it drips from the anal gland and down the leg, when sliding down the leg it make have the apperance of butter, but a more green color, also the color of the rancid butter produced from goats
by Jonathan Clary January 18, 2006
Get the rancid goat buttermug. The sexual act of filling one's anus with butter then proceeding to shove a corn cob up the anus all while yelling "LOVE IS THE ANSWER"
by Garlico February 24, 2018
Get the butter my biscuitsmug.