University of Toronto Schools

A school for nerds who are depressed, stressed, and have an unhealthy obsession with bubble tea. If you go to UTS: don’t.

Oh you go to University of Toronto Schools, that’s unfortunate.

by bruhidekkk June 20, 2023

The Universe

A very big space full of a lot of nothing and some other weird shit. Like big rocks, balls of fire, balls of gas, chunks of ice, and objects so massive that even light can't escape. Its pretty cool, but also kind of unnecessary. Especially when life got added. Like existence is pointless enough, but now there are animals, and some of them are hairless apes smart enough to realise how pointless and unnecessary existence is, and how much easier it would be if none of this junk was here to begin with. Some think they know how it works and while science has discovered alot we still have no idea how big the universe is and its seemingly impossible to do so. Its billions of years old, and used to be alot smaller. Eventually all the energy will be evenly spread out across the universe so that energy wise its the same as at the start. This is known as the heat death of the universe.
Its also possible the universe is fake and nothing is real.

The universe does not care about you, your feelings, your ability to understand it, your fantasies about it, the fact that you exist, the fact you will one day stop existing, the fact that it exists, or even the fact it may stop existing one day. The closer you look at it, the less sense it makes because your brain isn't built for understanding objects as probability clouds, or time and space as one thing.

by ColourOutofSpace May 25, 2021

Universal donor

In the proofreading business, a document that is full of typographical errors, aka, “typos.” The expression is a play on the concept of the so-called universal blood donor: type O being the blood type that can be donated and transfused to anyone regardless of their blood type, a “universal donor” document is … chock full of Type Os.

Chad, take this universal donor back to your desk and fix all the typos and misspellings, jeez.

by FitofPeak June 12, 2021

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by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 5, 2025

Kaiju Universe

A roblos game that is about Gogiller and other Kaijus.

Hop on Kaiju Universe baby girl.

by Local Dominoes November 25, 2023

Waxen University

Flexible, self-paced online programs allow you to study from your home, workplace, or even while on the move using a mobile device. Pause and resume your education whenever you want and complete your program as fast as you can.

The quality of education delivered at WU is second to none. Everything related to your program is completely online; enroll, pick courses, study, interact and more. Do it all using your dedicated account area on Waxen University site.

Waxen University education very affordable so it can change as many lives as possible globally. WU online programs deliver quality education that's affordable with no additional costs e.g. commuting to campus or buying books etc.

Waxen University

by Tom505 January 2, 2017

University of Bahrain

A university which is racist and discriminates against non-bahrainis. A university where you actually must hunt for a good doctor otherwise you're fucked. Everywhere you go, you'll see a wave of black abayas and they nearly always take all the seats in the bus and if you're a male, you'll have to wait for the next bus. A university where people smoke in front of the "no smoking" sign. Its cheap tho...

Oh almost forgot, no one knows how to drive here.

Guy 1: You going to apply to University of Bahrain after school?
Guy 2: I don't know man, I heard they're racist but it's cheap as fuck.

by BitchBad123 February 22, 2020