One of the units used to measure time at Bird HQ. Usually used by Bird employees to distinguish from "Real Time" or "The Calendar" which is the common unit of measuring time outside of Bird HQ. * Second most common is dog years.*
"Wow! I can't believe I've been here for a whole week already!" -New employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee
by liquid golden fire water June 21, 2018
A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever
A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
by ChairBird May 09, 2020
by intrepid402 October 14, 2017
Hey bro, I was with that beautiful girl last night and she gave me a bunch of bird kisses. Cutest thing ever!
by HansGetMeMyRifle June 27, 2022
No current definition, but according to a comment in a chuggaaconroy video, it is "an urban dictionary term," so lets make it a reality!
by sussybakastyle August 21, 2022
When you've had too much fiber and it feels as though you're pooping out a birds nest. It leaves you with an itchy butthole.
by CBCAKM September 03, 2017
Jaemon (older brother Smith) is really nice to me and the fam.
Bro can be found runnin' hitting drums Playing wii sports studying , makin' chocolate milk
Bro can be found runnin' hitting drums Playing wii sports studying , makin' chocolate milk
Jaemamando the soul stealer ( Big Bird ) is addicted to chocky milk ( probably I dont Know)
He also treats me nicely
He also treats me nicely
by Tg223P October 08, 2023