southwest texas state university

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from

geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State

by SWT Alumni '89 June 2, 2017

Hog universality

A phenomena most likely coined by Twitch streamer, political commentator HasanAbi.
When conspiracy theories like QAnon echo around the world and become universal amongst supporters of certain types of governments.

„Supporters of religious fundamentalist governments will always be like „Yea, there's a deep state”
„That's insane”
„The hog universality is real”

by Manhia July 31, 2024

Best person in the whole universe

person named ray

Ray is the best person in the whole universe

by Void<333 October 31, 2021

Universally Xi

Noun or Verb: A divine, cosmic goddess. One that can be challenged but always prospers; The act of Love in Female Form. Grounded in righteousness.

Example: “That woman is blessed! She has that Universally Xi vibe.”

by Exceptionalist July 23, 2022

University High

The worst fucking school in Central Florida right after Colonial High. Everyone there is fucking stupid and the popular kids are more annoying than a mosquito in your room at 2 A.M.

Person: What school do you go to?
Person 2: University High
Person: LMAO fucking loser, East River is where it's at

by Youfatmom April 10, 2022

Applebees University

A higher-ed, country club style school that is portrayed as a highly prestigious, highly selective school that in reality is no better than your local state school.

I don't care if you went to Penn State or Applebees University, a degree is the same no matter what, only difference is the cost

by annavenetsanos September 17, 2025

universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016