Sam

Funniest person you will ever meet. So sweet and kind and innocent. Becomes your best friend. Gets in the friend zone and never comes out.

Is that sam. Omg he is so funny he’s my best friend.

by johnatahn2344 April 22, 2020

Sam

sexy ass motherfucker he is the most hot , funny, and attractive guy ever. Every girl wants his massive peen and it would be and honor to be fucked by him

Look at that hot, muscular, sexy man over there he looks jus like a sam

by SamKessinger February 21, 2020

sam

sam is a girl who enjoys and loves food!

she hopes one day she can marry food.

sam likes food.

by thebestfoodieintown March 31, 2019

Sam

Looks like Bobby Hill. The smartest dude you'll ever meet. He's adorable with his mannerisms. He's a redneck but not the yee-yee kind. He's mean sometimes but in a funny way. Will do anything for 5 dollars. Loves Metallica. Claims he's black bc of his black cousin.

Stfu Sam, you suck ass at 8 ball. I AM THE GD QUEEN.

by INeedToPeeNow November 14, 2021

Sam

An idiot who I could totally beat in fortnite.

Stop being such a sam!!!

by Josh772 January 1, 2018

Sam

Sam is a weird guy...

Bob: "Oh hey look, that's Sam!
Lemon: "Who is that? They have a weird vibe."

by Hdhdhebbxh November 26, 2021

Sam

A young guy with boomer attitude. Sam likes to pretend he likes cats and loves to drink vodka with friends.

Yo how’s your weekend bruh?
Nothing much, just Netflix.
Ayo stop being a “Sam” boomer

by ThristyIwaNrDeRmela November 29, 2021