Straight Crisis

When you want dick but also want pussy

HELP I WANNA RIDE DICK MORE THAN I CURRENTLY WANT TO EAT PUSSY, STRAIGHT CRISIS ALERT!!

by StuffysDefs December 27, 2022

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Super-Straight

"Super-Straight" refers to a made up, reverse sexual orientation, in which the person states who they hate, instead of who they like.

"Super-Straight" has no basis, and is only used to harass people who are not straight and cisgender.

A person proclaiming to be "Super-Straight" is transphobic by technicality, and might be insecure about their own identity and/or sexual orientation.

Straight cisgender person: "Hey! HEY! I just want to let you know I won't date you because I'm 'super-straight', and I don't like trans people"

Trans person: "Okay... thanks for the warning, I guess"

Straight, cisgender person: "You are so angry and upset!"

Trans person: "Why are you still talking to me?"

by Anonymous_Etymology January 22, 2024

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alabama straight

A man that frequently partakes in the velvety anus of another man, yet maintains that he is heterosexual because he says "no homo" first.

Shane's boyfriend tells him that he's Alabama straight because he says "no homo" when he comes in his ass.

by Miggles February 7, 2015

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Straight thro

Cool, awesome, rad, neat, stupendous, insanely amazing, undeniably pimp, off the hook (chain, hizzle, etc.) tight, krunk, kicking incomprehensible amounts of ass, the greatest thing EVER.

"Dude, that band Broadmoore is straight thro!"

by Geoffrey Blair January 15, 2004

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straight up "jorking it"

What you do at the stripped club with your peanits

i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits

by Mlum April 15, 2024

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