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“Careful, girl — you’re catching feelings, and he’s catching flights. Classic Chad Dexter behavior.”
“He said he wasn’t looking for anything serious, but somehow he’s here every night eating my snacks — the man’s pure Chad Dexter energy.”
A Chad Dexter :
That dude who treats your heart like a group project he never planned to finish, then leaves a noticeable trail of attention, affection, and mixed signals wherever he goes — usually circling one specific target
He loves to hang around, stay by your side like he means it, and paint every emotional surface of your life like it’s an art attack. He flirts just enough to keep you hooked, reeled in, and sunk — all while pretending he’s not interested. Then, without warning, he vanishes for a night or two, perfecting his Houdini act, only to text out of the blue like everything’s fine — as if it was just a blink, not a blank. No guilt, no explanation, no remorse.
“Careful, girl — you’re catching feelings, and he’s catching flights. Classic Chad Dexter behavior.”
“He said he wasn’t looking for anything serious, but somehow he’s here every night eating my snacks — the man’s pure Chad Dexter energy.”
A Chad Dexter :
That dude who treats your heart like a group project he never planned to finish, then leaves a noticeable trail of attention, affection, and mixed signals wherever he goes — usually circling one specific target
He loves to hang around, stay by your side like he means it, and paint every emotional surface of your life like it’s an art attack. He flirts just enough to keep you hooked, reeled in, and sunk — all while pretending he’s not interested. Then, without warning, he vanishes for a night or two, perfecting his Houdini act, only to text out of the blue like everything’s fine — as if it was just a blink, not a blank. No guilt, no explanation, no remorse.
A Chad Dexter is a guy who gives you mixed signals.
“He spent three days straight at my place, then disappeared for 48 hours and texted ‘what you saying’ — total Chad Dexter move
“He spent three days straight at my place, then disappeared for 48 hours and texted ‘what you saying’ — total Chad Dexter move
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Noun - A Group of cadets who effectivily don't exist, their squadrons are a fraction of a size as army/air cadet squadrons, and they speed promote level 3s so they can have NCOs, because everyone leaves when they realize they've joined a sea cadet program that transposes into a green-water-navy with aging submarines(Canada). At least it'll look good on their resume.
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guy : why'd you leave?
Jason : there were only 8 people who showed up and the officers begged us to come.
guy : damnnnn
guy : why'd you leave?
Jason : there were only 8 people who showed up and the officers begged us to come.
guy : damnnnn
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D: I’m gonna go give a bunch of 42 roses to the cute girl I met at the store earlier.
R: Do you know her name? Who she is? Her phone number?
D: no.
R: So how are you gonna give it to her?
D: I’m going to wait at the same spot in the store with it until I see her again.
R: So you’re gonna pull a Chad?
R: Do you know her name? Who she is? Her phone number?
D: no.
R: So how are you gonna give it to her?
D: I’m going to wait at the same spot in the store with it until I see her again.
R: So you’re gonna pull a Chad?
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