DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.

by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021

Atom dragon

A person with superior knowledge and power to control others is usually loveable and kind sometimes cringe

Dam bruh that's person is like an atom dragon

by Menji April 28, 2021

Dragon lift

when your having sex with a girl and you lift her up above your head so you can eat her vagina

did you enjoy it when I did the dragon lift

by mrfuffle March 30, 2022

Dragon

Someone u don't want to disturb. They are constantly trying to eat u alive or hurt u in some way. They are irritated often and will criticize or complain rather than compliment or show appreciation.

My mother is a fire breathing dragon. I literally walk on egg shells trying to not bother her.

by MainRain October 13, 2018

Golden dragon massacre

A San Francisco shooting which took place at the golden dragon restaurant in San Franciscos cg
Chinatown on Sept 4th 1977 between rival factions t
Of the Joe boys and the wah ching gangs

My uncle was In the city on business when the,. Golden dragon massacre occured.

by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021

Dragon breath

The feeling you get when you shoot up meth

When I slammed that ice I could feel dragon breath.

by Deckland D February 20, 2023

brown dragon

A "brown dragon" is when someone shits in his/her partners mouth and uppercutting them afterwards so that the poop comes out of the nose.

Dude she wanted me to give her a "brown dragon".

The man gave his girlfriend a "brown dragon" as they were experimenting with different sex positions.

by Jonathan Michaelson November 19, 2018