ninja monkey

the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they

can live on.
gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes

gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
by ninjamonkey101 June 01, 2011
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text ninja

n. name given to anyone who had the ability of texting long coherent messages on their phone without looking. this was usually done back when phones had button keyboards and where not touch screen.
Chelsea can hold a conversation with you and simultaneously text behind her back. The ultimate text ninja.

The art of the text ninja has disappeared over the years.

Becoming a text ninja requires patience and the memorization of the "qwerty" style keyboard.
by Sloth Slayer October 23, 2016
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Ninja Sprinkler

When a Black man falls asleep with an erection, has a wet dream and shoots his load to the ceiling
Antwon pulled out a Ninja Sprinkler last night in our dorm room.
by Floppy jack October 22, 2011
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Ninja Writer

Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.
"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"

"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."
by NCrash December 09, 2011
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Ninja Bojo

Coolest ninja ever and whoever says otherwise is dumb
Did you heard about Ninja Bojo,he is so sigma and W aura
by Meeneil Cashytoes July 21, 2024
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deamon ninja

a deamon ninja is someone who is a master of stealth and melee on halo, especilly with melee specified weapons such as the sword.
guy 1: dude that guy just raped us in team swords.
gut 2: yea he must be a deamon ninja.
by xjordanx November 08, 2007
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