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straight nandermo

it's just nandermo
straight nandermo once said "vampirism is a curse and i ... care for you too much to burden you with that."
by lesbianvampires May 31, 2022
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Buffalo Straight Jacket

When a woman is wearing her bra, and the cups are moved to over her eyes. The straps then create a straight jacket effect. The male takes his dick and mouth fucks her.
It’s date night, want to try the Buffalo straight jacket tonight?
by Liljohnson69 May 31, 2024
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honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
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Straight Trash

Straight Trash is a new disparaging term utilized in Facebook discussion threads to describe something that someone doesn't like or to exaggerate displeasure with a comment posted by another person.

It is often used in a sports-related context to express annoyance or aggravation with a player's poor performance, especially a star player going through a costly slump.

The term is sometimes used ironically and is often expressed as a hashtag, #StraightTrash. The construction often takes the form of an equation: Favorite Player + Poor Performance = #StraightTrash
Baltimore Orioles' starting pitching + high ERA = Straight Trash

#StraightTrash

Washington Capitals + NHL Playoffs = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash

That last comment you posted = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
by RiffGibson April 18, 2017
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Gay Straight Guy

Someone who acts gay but is actually straight.
Ya see that Gay Straight Guy over there? He acts so fucking gay.
by EreaSariae November 19, 2017
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quirky straight

People who are heterosexual but lack the toxic qualities of a typical "straight." They're often seen as quirky or fruity by many.
"Janine's son is such a quirky straight."
by peepahog June 9, 2022
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West Virginia straight pipe

When you fart in the pussy and fuck it and then she queefs it back out.
Me and Nancy did the West Virginia straight pipe last night and that shit hit the spot
by Magnum7240 January 15, 2024
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