by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 04, 2017
A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.
by Xalrons456 March 26, 2012
- There are about 2,371 objects in the room you are they can use to kill you, including the room itself.
- Power Ranger were NOT ninjas.
- They don't need to pee.
- Japanese Ninjas are not the best, if they were, how would you knew they exist?
- They train 18 hours a day, from the day they were born.
- If you think you saw a ninja, he isn't a ninja.
- Bullets don't kill ninjas.
- When ninjas go to the water, they come out dry.
- Ninjas do not use 'Ninja' headbands
- Ninjas do not dress with black tape and do not cover their face.
- Only ninjas can see and kill other ninjas.
- If a ninja decides it's your end, there's nothing you can really do, unless you're Yoda, or a Constança.
- Ninjas controle the wether.
- Ninjas' are mostly boys, only a few expert girls can make it. Mulan is an example.
- Ninjas may live in your house whiteout you knowing.
- If you meet a real Ninja (rare thing) he will either kill you, or marry you.
- Power Ranger were NOT ninjas.
- They don't need to pee.
- Japanese Ninjas are not the best, if they were, how would you knew they exist?
- They train 18 hours a day, from the day they were born.
- If you think you saw a ninja, he isn't a ninja.
- Bullets don't kill ninjas.
- When ninjas go to the water, they come out dry.
- Ninjas do not use 'Ninja' headbands
- Ninjas do not dress with black tape and do not cover their face.
- Only ninjas can see and kill other ninjas.
- If a ninja decides it's your end, there's nothing you can really do, unless you're Yoda, or a Constança.
- Ninjas controle the wether.
- Ninjas' are mostly boys, only a few expert girls can make it. Mulan is an example.
- Ninjas may live in your house whiteout you knowing.
- If you meet a real Ninja (rare thing) he will either kill you, or marry you.
"My feather disappeared and my brother died. How could it happen?"
"It started raining about 777 times today, Ninjas must be mad"
"It started raining about 777 times today, Ninjas must be mad"
by iammarian August 24, 2017
Ninja is a non-insulting way to refer to a black person. Replacing the obvious racist noun used to refer to black people
by FrankieDillinger September 16, 2009
to ninja: to chop a person in the back of the neck while open and there is no truce in affect. Or possible if you want to just be an ass whole or they are being a bitch you can breack truce. it is not a ninja if you hit there shoulder, head or face. there is a code for what u can do or how you can ninja someome. If u r truced w/someone u have to tell them when someone is gonna ninja them. if you have a truce with someone that is about to get ninja-ed and the person that is gonna ninja them you have to stay out of it and not say anything. you are basically nuetral.
-basic ninja:chop to back of neck
-sledge ninja: put both hands together as if you were praying then NINJA!
-Scissor Ninja: Ninja someone on the both sides of someones neck at the same time with both of your hands.
-basic ninja:chop to back of neck
-sledge ninja: put both hands together as if you were praying then NINJA!
-Scissor Ninja: Ninja someone on the both sides of someones neck at the same time with both of your hands.
jesse:Dude Carlos is fuckkin open, u should get him charles
charles:ok (ninja)
Hugo:damn carlos u got fuckkin ninjed ur lucky it wasn't a sledge or scissor
carlos:damn i must be a bitch and im irrational
charles:ok (ninja)
Hugo:damn carlos u got fuckkin ninjed ur lucky it wasn't a sledge or scissor
carlos:damn i must be a bitch and im irrational
by Milk-ninja May 28, 2009
The time when you look at a clock and realize that a large portion of time disappeared. It is NEVER 'ninja o'clock', because by the time you've realized the time, it's at least a half-hour after you expected.
Friend 1: "Dude, what the hell happened to the day? I had that interview for that job."
Friend 2: "Ninja-thirty happened, son... remember that 'I'm only going to play a couple games' Madden marathon we just had?"
Friend 2: "Ninja-thirty happened, son... remember that 'I'm only going to play a couple games' Madden marathon we just had?"
by Agent 14 December 16, 2009
by Memez Dreamz December 13, 2018