may 11th

the day it’s ihsaans birthday!!!!

omg todays may 11th isn’t that the sexy ihsaans birthday!!!!!!!! woop woop happy birthday to ihsaan !!!

by inluvrn!!! May 7, 2022

May 2nd

National send nudes from the office day.

"Hey its may 2nd, send some nudes while your at work in the office today"

by Somebody4955 May 2, 2022

archie may

fucking stupid little shit. jerks off dababy. has a gay haircut. always loves a good cock in his mouth. loves to shove sticks up his asshole. goes down to the velodrome to watch under 18 kids bike. his face looks like mike from monsters inc and talks like a fucking kid.

omg is that archie may he has no mates

by therealairpodspro August 22, 2021

May Day

The day where white kids in cleveland (and surrounding suburbs) can’t go to school unless they want to get their asses beat. during the day at school lots of anti-white racism happens and harm usually befalls even white teachers.

Cole: Wanna do something afterschool tomorrow?
Jim: Hell no! Tomorrow is May Day!
Cole: Fuck you’re right!

by PCAFJACKB March 12, 2021

May 6th

National send a booty pic day, today is the day where you dend a booty pic to your s/o

Hey its may 6th!!

by Caleb__021 May 5, 2022

May 14th

may 14th is National 3 Wishes day u can ask up too 3 people 3 diffesnt wishes and they have too agree or they owe u 20 dollars for each wish they dont doo

its may 14th

by crapshooter9000 May 14, 2025

May 2nd

National give your girlfriend/crush chocolate day.

Him: I bought you a box of chocolate!

Her: Thank you, but why?

Him: its May 2nd, national give your girlfriend chocolate day dummy.

by Tarzan loves khloe February 6, 2023