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universitis

A state of neurological inflammation in which a projected grander "universe" justifies any actions or beliefs of the bearer. Also see: lighter alternatives to Massiah Complex or alternative words for god: the universe.
Universitis encapsulated: "OMG! Despite my adhesion to dominant left-leaning narratives and ideologies, the universe is just telling me that driving 13 hours to a desert hotspring to consumate this affair will have no marginal impact on climate change as my clam will be so happy!"
by CircumCy October 18, 2020
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University of the Highlands and Islands

Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.

The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
"I go to uni"

"awh that's cool where do you study"

"the University of the Highlands and Islands"

"what went wrong"
by Scottish Society May 14, 2018
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Evangel University

A school where nobody gives a shit about your mental health, where breathing is expensive, steeze is reduced and garri is always the way. They always find a way to strip you of your money and don't care if you die the next second.
Boy: Mum, what's the greatest punishment a man can ever suffer
Mom: Evangel University.
by Thickdickdaddy. June 16, 2024
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No Shit University

A prestigious educational institution for common sense. Also called The University of No Shit.
"I just graduated from No Shit University after ignoring Flat Earth conspiracy theories."
by jiggysaw17 December 24, 2020
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An Unoriginal Universe

An Unoriginal Universe doesnt really exist anymore, it is now the past of An Abnormal Circus. It is known for its frequent dramas that end horribly. It is a ABD inspired game with many meme stands. The owner is Nebby (chebby), who was using AUU to obtain Super Super Happy Face quicker. She is trans, and was proven to be 23 and was dating a minor! AUU members are sometimes mentally unstable, the only people who are mentally sane are the people who dont play the game and are only there for its community.
Wow, An Unoriginal Universe is pretty fun, but theres way too much drama!
by 8jmed July 2, 2024
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King Saud University

College of Engineering: KFUPM rejects
College of Computer Science: Doing the same job as an Indian dude that makes 200 riyals per month
College of Science: AKA "the graveyard". No science is conducted here, only pain and suffering
College of Business Admin: Will end up either unemployed or a "manager" at daddy's company
College of Medicine: Future "doctors" that notoriously cheat on exams
College of Applied Medicine: Med rejects
College of Pharmacy: About as likely to be employed as a College of Arts graduate, also med rejects
College of Arts: Four year version of your middle school geography/history class, almost zero hiring potential
College of Education: Spending 4 years of your life to teach grade school students who will make you suicidal
College of Languages and Translation: English language courses but as a 4-year-degree for low IQ people with zero real skills
College of Law and Political Science: Redacted
King Saud University is still better than KFUPM, cope and seethe.
by Al7mar October 2, 2022
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Naropa University

Hippie Buddhist college in Boulder, Colorado. Definitely used to be a cult. CU Boulder's younger, weirder, and worse-smelling cousin.
"Where do you go to school?"

"Naropa University."

"Dude! Naropa? I thought that place shut down in the 80s. Do they still have classroom orgies?"
by beautifulturtle July 9, 2023
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