wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.

Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.

by Ray Veege February 24, 2025

Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water.

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water. Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

by Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or March 24, 2022

Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it

A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.

"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"

by eggs.pdf February 27, 2021

draw calls

a term used by smelly source modders that try to sound technical

the largest issue facing cs optomization is draw calls to the cpu

by thattrashpersonfromoverthere January 20, 2018

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 03, 2025

Celebrity call center

Tv series on E! With no celebrities on it, just losers who cant get a real job

Celebrity call center sucks!!!

by Jakeyyy666 July 20, 2020

Call Of Duty: Mobile

A game where if you get better at going against tryhards, the bots get better to. make sure your ammo is loaded and your HP is up because the bots WILL find you without even acknowledging you from across the map.

Example 1

Me- *waste a whole mag from the m16
Bot- Shoots the floor
Me- *Dies from a headshot.
Also me- WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
And also me- Welp. never tryhard in Call Of Duty: Mobile ever again

by SkyscrprzTV February 16, 2023