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Sam

Pretty brick guy
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game

That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog

And cr
“How’s his basketball
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player
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Sam

Some cheeky bassist who thinks he can take anyone down since he goes to big boy school (high school) now. But honestly, is a great guy, probably a super hero geek, and enjoys the company of friends. The kind of person to overestimate themselves not only in real situations, but also in small tasks.
Person #1- “Hey, did you know that cashews come from a fruit?”
Sam- “Whoah. That’s wack.”
by Hollow_Student May 5, 2019
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Sam

by Vtyuvubyvuby October 31, 2019
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Sam

Looks like Bobby Hill. The smartest dude you'll ever meet. He's adorable with his mannerisms. He's a redneck but not the yee-yee kind. He's mean sometimes but in a funny way. Will do anything for 5 dollars. Loves Metallica. Claims he's black bc of his black cousin.
Stfu Sam, you suck ass at 8 ball. I AM THE GD QUEEN.
by INeedToPeeNow November 14, 2021
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Sam

An unfortunate soul who is hopeless in his social life. Resembling a demented rooster with rocks for eyes, sam is truly a unique person/animal. Beware.
Oh no look its sam!
by 9692907 April 23, 2022
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Justin Sam

by Justin Sam November 23, 2021
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Sam

Who the fuck is Sam?
Oh you’re Sam. I don’t remember seeing you before.
by Sam2000 November 21, 2021
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