by Xaviar Dollar November 29, 2022
Get the Cutie Pig mug.Blanket pig means blanket hog meaning someone who hogs the blanket way too much by yanking it away leaving you shivering. A blankeg hog is usually a friend at a sleepover, spouse, or a relative you are sharing a bed with.
To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.
To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.
by _pa.r.is_ April 3, 2017
Get the Blanket pig mug.Person A: Couldn't get you a coke, didn't have the money
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop
Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop
Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.
by wordcatcher45 June 12, 2012
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Get the weiner pig mug.a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
by Sexydimma August 19, 2012
Get the pigs don't fly mug.A sex position like the reverse cowgirl only the girl/guy on top twists her/his upper body so as to face the man/woman on the bottom.
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