Blairs Boner Game

In the middle of a party a random girl screams "BLAIRS BONER GAME!" And than the girls check of any guys have a boner and if they do the girl has to suck his dick

"I lost my virginity because of Blairs boner game! It was so fun."

by BlairsBonerGameOwner October 10, 2016

elementary school boner

A boner so large, but yet so misunderstood that young school students take pride when getting one.

no way, I heard jack and sally got to see Andrew's elementary school boner under the swing set.

by Chaintokers February 19, 2017

Reverse history boner

When you get a boner from looking at photos of your significant other from before you met them.

My girlfriend was showing me
pictures of her from high school and she was so hot I got a reverse history boner.

by pxd6 August 11, 2014

Main event boner

When casual mixed martial arts fans obsess over the winner of the weekend main event for days, and then nearly forget the fighter who participated exists shortly after.

i cant wait till twitter gets over their main event boner and shuts up about how great francis is.

by imposter_edits June 30, 2019

joshing my boner

An irrelevant term used when frustrated

Dude you're totally joshing my boner

by Term Meister December 21, 2017

skinny jeans boner

The worst thing to happen in the middle of math class

“Dam today I was so embarrassed in math I had a skinny jeans boner”

by Stakki April 22, 2018

Horny Boner Sock

A sock sometimes used by African American males for cooming in Public, in School, or while on the bus.
Sometimes used for assault, or as a pretext to assault.

Commonly abbreviated with "HBS"

Daym jamal ay-o dis feel so good wen I coom in my Horny Boner Sock.

Fug jamal gawt so mad at dat nigga dat he slap heym widt his Horny Boner Sock lamo.

by BuckBreakerSneedFeeder October 8, 2021